Anything with a pulse? Really? What about lady death?
Why did i just think of an AU where Deadpool and Jack Harkness meet?
Let’s get down to business.
To outbid the huns!
Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!
It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
make you a buck
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
With all the force of a great tycoon
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!
I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see my assets
Now I really wish I knew how to add!
I swear to go if you didn’t sing this unfollow me.
Its been kind of a tough day. Hope tomorrow is better.
I like tumblr better than real life. I can be a perv with no excuses, I don’t feel like a potato, and for some reason being a chubby bearded dude is a huge plus.
I think this goes through everyone’s head at least once on tumblr
who wants to come date a mildly handsome, chubby, bearded boy ffrom Houston?
No one? Oh, okay…
I think dasher is me in every way
i feel you vixen
the fuck is wrong with blitzen
I reblogged this photoset already but idgaf this is my official Tumblr Christmas tradition.
IT’S DECEMBER 1ST TIME TO BUST OUT THIS PHOTOSET AGAIN